Tyler

Happy 30th Birthday Steve
I have compiled a list of your top 10 greatest accomplishments in the last 30 years.

10. Eating Double Jumbo at Andy's
9. Eating whole Pumkin Pie in one sitting
8. Killing a baker dozen Krispy Cremes
7. Not weighing 400lbs by now
6. Survived the world's scariest hotel/drive up liquor store
5. Able to drive 70 mph while peeing into a beef Jerky bad, that you turned into a bomb that you threw at my car and had a direct hit
4. Youth Pastored in Nebraska. Made it out alive, sane and without killing anyone.
3. Found a wife despite refusing to give up red fleece filled nastiness and possibly disease
2. Grew up home schooled and in bible quiz yet found some way to be socially acceptable. almost more unbelievable than Jesus walking on water
1. Still love and serve Jesus after having Tyler, Mike and Jesse as roomates


Happy Birthday Steve. Your greatest accomplishment is being You: a faithful husband, loving father, an honored son and a loyal friend. My life is enriched and blessed to have you as one of my closest allies and supports. I love you and wish I was in Ohio to celebrate your 30th with you. Keep being you cause its the best!